...that I never thought I'd have to say. To anyone. Ever.
"Lawnmowers don't have hands."
"Please don't color on your face."
"Ok, you can take the lint roller to bed."
"No, Lucas, your peas are not lotion."
"Yes, we can go potty together."
"We don't eat paper towels."
"Please stop jumping on me."
"You have fish in your hair."
"Gross! Don't lick my feet!"
What's something you've said as a parent that you never thought would come out of your mouth?
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