A few highlights from my day yesterday...

I was going to post this last night in the midst of my frustration, but my internet stopped working for no good reason. Of course.

Yes, I blurred out my friend's face. Not because she's anonymous but because it's a ridiculous picture that she took as a joke, and she's coming over to my house today, and I don't want her to hit me.

But on the bright side...

If you click the mommy below, I will not fling a cookie at you with a spatula.

Things I said...

...when I wasn't talking incessantly about my AWESOME GIVEAWAYS!

Whew! Hosting eight giveaways turns out to be more work than I anticipated (but also totally worth it, because, seriously, have you seen how great the stuff is?? Check it all out and enter here.)

Anyway, believe it or not, I sometimes was talking about non-giveaway things. Important, thought-provoking, uber-intellectual things. Like...

Maybe I will actually say something new tomorrow, but in the meantime... enter all the giveaways!! And also, maybe click this...?

Things I said...

...because I'm pretty much always saying something.

Vote for me? Pretty please with cherries?

Here's what's going on in my life. How about you?

Remember how I said that I was supposed to get two MRIs today?

Whomp whomp. (But let's all take a minute to appreciate the superb editing job I did in getting rid of my last name from that Facebook post.)

In other news, I was nominated as a Top 25 Family Blogger at Circle of Moms (I'm not entirely sure what that means yet, but I hope it comes with a parade.) So if you want me to win, you can click the pleasant little circle below and then click the little heart that says "vote" by my name. 

You can vote for me once every 24 hours through October 31, and if I win, I'll ask the parade to go by your house as a thank you. (Assuming there is a parade. But there's gotta be one, right??) So, you know... please and thank you!

Annnndddd.... I should have some news soon about a way that you guys can all win some awesome free stuff (I mean, not all of you. Just some of you. Sorry. Hold your applause.) But I'm waiting until I'm really sure.

So, what's new with you?

Like me, like me!

So, if you like my blog, you can now "like" it on Facebook, too! Last night I finally got around to creating a Facebook page for my blog, and it was ridiculously easy and made me feel dumb for not doing it sooner. But anyway. If you like my blog and have Facebook, click here and then hit the like button to like it on Facebook. (And if you don't like it, why are you torturing yourself by reading it? That's just silly.) After you "like" the page, hover your mouse over the "liked" button, click "settings," and then click "all updates" if you want to read every witticism that pours from my fingers. (Or, you know, weird things I periodically think of.)

In other news, here is a picture of Lucas hugging a giant stuffed lion.

Things I said...

...when I wasn't saying things here.

If you click this, I will say more things. But in the interest of full disclosure, I should probably tell you that I will definitely say more things even if you don't click this.

Because apparently I don't blog regularly...

Here are some highlights from my oh-so-thrilling life that you might have missed if you are one of my five readers who aren't Facebook friends with me...

So now you're all caught up on my life. Hope the excitement wasn't too much for you. Maybe you should go lie down.